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again so smart about my source of inspiration, Mighty Mouse and Big Ears Everywhere Radaris (Beer), ugh, park that “I got a bad feeling ’bout this” and be positive for once in your while, now I know “the optics” look bad LMAO but that crossed-eye look can fizzle quickly once in the theater with popcorn and syrupy soda all over you and your date! Do NOT bother slipping your hands on her tray to mop up with your pocket clean-Ex, she’ll you out as date rape with a big loud shriek, so don’t spoil the mood for all the other moviegoers, keep your hands onto your soda and popcorn, at all times.
Dont forget before Superstud shows up on the screen with the big FAN’FARE, take a knee and scream “UNCLE. UNCLE!!!!” BTW FYI my uncle is an Ass-Whole because? You-Ass-Aye, You-Ass-Aye Goooooo MeeKayyyy!!!!
