SPIDER-MAN NO WAY PREMISE

Beautiful terrace view from restaurant on Robertson Boulevard

how can they set up the title No Way Home? … It’s a trick Superman has used often to foil Lois and other nosy reporters in multiple comic book issues …  Now do you understand how ridiculous the entire premise is?

Months ago, I was hanging out in West Hollywood on the Wilshire stretch, between Western Avenue and Robertson Boulevard and I spotted this huge billboard with Zendaya in full regalia splashed over it. I don’t remember if it was for the Hilfiger collection, but I know it was eye catching.

This week I was driving through the same stretch when I got a text alert on my cell about the upcoming and much anticipated Sony/Marvel Spider-Man No Way Home.

I smiled at the coincidence, probably none, as I vaguely recollected the Zendaya spread as I drove past the same billboard, which was now sporting an ad for Banana Republic, a competing apparel group, of sorts.

I say none, because the Zendaya ad people probably chose the same billboard where eventually Sony would feature their ad for Spider-Man No Way Home a month or so before the premiere in December. And keep in mind the movie had been delayed quite a few months because of the Covid-19 situation.

My mind raced as I quickly surfed my cell for Screen Rant and Collider, two of the more popular tabloid comic book and movie venues that churn as many “revues” as coupons in a mailer. I usually check these sites first for preposterous headlines and supposed leaks the way Men In Black looked for UFO Xeno alien invasion clues in certain magazines and newspapers.

Tommy Fashion Collection by Zendaya from the Hilfiger Fashion Collection

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o I pulled over at the tidy café on Robertson Boulevard, it’s a really pleasant part of town if you are ever in the vicinity and wondering where to go window shopping and browsing for an hour or so. My friend was going to stop by and join me for a quick catch up we do every couple of months.  She works closer to Santa Monica and I work further down in the Wilshire district for a property management group.

Old friends from school days, we try to stay in touch and keep up.  No sooner she had strolled in with her casual smile and dark shades than I ordered our favorite beverages and started our thing we do.  This time though for lack of conversation fodder, I brought up the Zendaya collection topic, thinking we would end up talking this year’s fashion trends and what’s in your closet.

The sun was smiling on a very pleasant afternoon and a slight mild breeze kicked in which made the conversation all the more delicious.  Turns out my friend was a fan of Zendaya and we both chatted about her rise to fame.

In a blink we were total nerds testing each other’s trivia skills over the two Spider-Man movies with Z, Holland and Batalon.

“I am kind of surprised they went with No Way Home title” I chuckled, I thought she’d catch on to my jab but oh no, she went completely in the opposite direction and blew me away with her insights.

“Yeah me too, I thought Spidey was now fitted with the hottest gear from Stark Industries and Happy was shoring him up the way Alfred gets Batman up and running when he’s battered”.

“Isn’t Spider-Man now the heir apparent to the Iron Man legacy if Tony Stark bequeathed him with EDITH?” She quipped.

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ow much of a threat can JJ Jameson be if Peter has EDITH in his pocket and Potter and Happy are firmly backing him up?” 

I smiled and retorted “well they haven’t given us much Potter in the solo Spider-Man movies otherwise she might eclipse everyone.  Paltrow is no wallflower, she and Zendaya could end up doing a power play on the set, I think Marvel and Sony have been avoiding this scenario – to the amazement of fans who like Paltrow from the Avengers, now that Downey is gone will it be Favreau’s Happy or Paltrow’s Potter?”

“it doesn’t stop there” she shot back “really how can they set up the title No Way Home?

Are they forgetting the little spider now has a chip in his pocket from Nick Fury?”

“We’re talking Nick Fury and Maria plus remnants of SHIELD versus poor boisterous JJ Jameson threatening Spider-Man?  Hahhahhahaha” she tried muting her giggles “its Amazing Sony or would Marvel be the guilty party?”

I squeezed a couple of green lemon slices in my seltzer and started sipping it, reclining back in my comfortable chair while taking in the scene and her incredibly pretty smile “yeah I see where you are going with this”

“Unless they are planning on showing us JJ Jameson is a super powered alien like Morgan Edge on Superman & Lois” I ventured.  She gasped with an exaggerated open mouth “You’re watching that show?”

Spiderman No Way Home Huh? Montage Poster for Dowload
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I could tell she was floored.

“Really?  Edge is the boss of the boss of the Daily Planet?” she continued in a single breath  “No

wonder the Daily Bugle is running mad like a tabloid desperate for a huge headline, The Daily Planet Has THE EDGE” she winked at me and I joined her in a fit of laughs.

Original Spider-Man Poster (2002)n with Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst

“I am really worried, now that you stake it like this, I looked at the teaser leaked on YouTube the other day and it seems as if they are going back to the to the early high school days, its Peter, MJ and Ned on a treasure hunt, at least from what I can surmise from the press photos leaked a few weeks ago”  I threw in for her reaction.  “its as if Marvel

To Multi Verse or Not Multi-Verse? (teaser)

The huge buzz is churning, will Spider-Man No Way Home feature a multi-verse storyline with Doctor Strange and Wanda Maximoff?  Will it include co-starring roles from Tobey Maguire (original Spider-Man) and Andrew Garfield (Spiderman reboot) alongside Doc Ock and Electro?

Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone and Tom Holland with Zendaya Coleman

The Three Spiderman Couples from three movies series

What is certainly the oddest twist in the current Spiderman series starring Tom Holland is that the story writers have already given the audience a multi-verse cross-over when they decided on casting J.K. Simmons as JJ Jameson, the editor of the Daily Bugle, when the actor was part of the cast of the original trilogy debut in 2002 with Maguire and Dunst.

As of 2019 Spiderman Far Away From Home, the current Spider-Man series has already had a Multi-verse cross-over event with the world of the 2002 Spiderman but to this date JJ Jameson has not shown us (the world) the photo of Tobey Maguire’s Peter Parker as the guilty criminal he relishes in accusing, instead he blasted the image of Tom Holland as Peter Parker which points to a disjointed incoherent multi-verse mashup event.  There is MORE to this!

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Spider-Man No Way Premise

Two friends in West L.A. examine the strange premise of No Way Home the upcoming Spiderman sequel. Is the premise faulty? The finer points not to be overlooked, presented by West Coast Midnight Run™ publication

Months ago, I was hanging out in West Hollywood on the Wilshire stretch, between Western Avenue and Robertson Boulevard and I spotted this huge billboard with Zendaya in full regalia splashed over it. I don’t remember if it was for the Hilfiger collection, but I know it was eye catching. This week I was driving through the same stretch when I got a text alert on my cell about the upcoming and much anticipated Sony/Marvel Spider-Man No Way Home.

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